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Ravin' with Ravens to collaborate with local band Bad Larry

  • Writer: Andy Ravens
    Andy Ravens
  • Dec 9, 2023
  • 2 min read

Aspiring professional Eddie Vedder impersonator joins forces with Bad Larry in an epic performance people will be talking about for years and years and years. Basically, many, many years. Probably about 100 years if we had to guess. Maybe even 200.


BOSTON - Bad Larry, THE cutting edge in AMATEUR BASEMENT ROCK, and Ravin' with Ravens, a non-award winning blog about random stuff, will collaborate on a special music video in support of inconsistent blogger Andy Ravens' aspiring career as an Eddie Vedder impersonator.


Vedder, lead singer of Seattle rock band Pearl Jam, is known for such hits as "Better Man,""Alive," and "Just Breathe." The legendary band is still alive and kickin' and making new music since it formed in 1990.


"I'm grateful to Bad Larry for allowing me to leverage its platform of a couple dozen people to launch my Eddie Vedder impersonator side hustle," said Ravens. "While I can't sing or play any musical instruments, I am quite good at imitating Vedder's mannerisms like how he holds the mic and stuff."


Bad Larry, formed in 2019, sports a whopping 42 YouTube subscribers and is led by “Fred” AKA “The straw that stirs the drink” and features the obscenely squandered talent of “Theguitarist O’Badlarry” AKA “The Duke of Shreddingborough” AKA “The Pride of Hillcrest Parkway.” Bad Larry is anchored on drums by American Certified Jam Master (ACJM), The Earle of Burlington, Kevin “Pure Paradise” Colozzi - who brings with him a small but loyal following from his solo work in the immersive experimental tone poem project installation, “Un Hombre.“


It stormed the burgeoning North Shore Massachusetts basement rock prior to the pandemic with hits such as: "SEATTLE, DC: Bad Larry learns Gruuunge.


"Look, Bad Larry roots for the underdog and while Ravens literally does not have a musical bone in his body we're proud to support his passion and somewhat creepy obsession," said Theguitarist O'Badlarry. "He showed us some YouTube videos of Pearl Jam cover bands and let's face it: the bar for success at the lead singer level is pretty low. Why not go for it?"

The collaboration expects to release the music video sometime in 2024 and is co-produced by four unqualified executives: Marc Schloss, Craig Sutliff, Corey Breen, and "Scottie."


"The Elvis impersonator market is oversaturated," said Schloss. "We firmly believe there's a strong appetite for someone to impersonate a marginally famous grunge singer who was more popular in the '90s. Ultimately, we're thinking some kind of Vegas residency for this collaboration."


Bad Larry currently plays greater Boston’s marquis basement venue - The Rocktagon - which has been virtually entertaining & nearly arousing handfuls of scores of YouTube bots - with at least several dozen successfully melted faces - since its proprietors opened its musky funky auspices, permanently raising the bar for basements and basement pastimes worldwide. 


Bad Larry and The Rocktagon are wholly owned properties of Rocktimus Worldwide, LLC.



 
 
 

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